So here's the deal: The EP I put together for this season sucked. Real bad.
Basically what happened was I got too caught up in the concept phase, and spent zero time actually making content. I mean, I could write for hours about all the different iterations this thing went through in my head. What I ended up settling on was an EP called "The French Colonial Show, 5/16/97," and it was gonna be this real subtle concept album about a band getting fucked by their shady label. I had it all planned out where I was gonna write all these songs that wouldn't seem like they were related until you learned about the concept, but when you did, oh man, it would totally blow your mind! Unfortunately, the only thing I got done for it was the last song, "Song for an Empty Room 3," the cut of which I will include with the shirt. Oh yeah, the shirt.
So look, I know I let you guys down with this. So, to make it up to you, here's a shirt you can have. I mean, it'll cost a dollar, but that's only because that's literally the cheapest I can make it on Bandcamp. Honestly, if I could, they'd be free.
The example photo is printed on a white, men's, large t-shirt, but I can print it on whatever size. I mean, I'm even open to color variation if you want it. Just let me know in the notes it asks you for when you order one. They'll all be screen printed by hand, by me, using water-based fabric paint so they'll be soft or whatever. I'm gonna put them through the washing machine before I send them to you, so if you've got an allergy to detergent or whatever, just let me know and I won't do that. I only ask that you give me like, two weeks so I can print them and figure out how the post office works. Plus, like I said, every shirt's gonna come with a download of that song, plus a note from me about, really, whatever. If you want me to write about something in particular, let me know.
So, yeah. Here it is. I'm setting the limit to 20 for now, but I'll bring it up later if the demand is high enough. Sorry again.
Summer EP's gonna rock though, I swear. Double length. Mixed and mastered, like the MinEP thing. September 20th. Be there.
Alright, sorry again. Enjoy the shirt, and thanks for sticking around.
Includes unlimited streaming of Song for an Empty Room #3 via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
Iceman: The Band Massachusetts
Hi! My name is Peter.
This band is called Iceman: The Band. It's a reference to Eugene O'Neill's 1939 play The Iceman Cometh, and it works because to think I'll ever be any good at music is a total pipe dream. Thanks!
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